adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

sorta like this

star-shard:

Sometimes, fanfiction is carefully plotted out stories, with plot points and call backs and themes that all tie it up in a meaningful and exciting way.

And sometimes fanfiction is, ‘Watch me do a fucking KICK FLIP off this cool sentence!! Also here’s some sex’

Both are beautiful forms of writing.

nicostiel:

#they’re married okay

sahind:

Addams Family Values (1993)
Wednesday (2022)

funnytwittertweets:

velidewrites:

Vassa: Wow, Elain, that outfit looks incredible!

Elain: Thank you!

Vassa: I bet it would look even better on Lucien’s floor

Lucien: Are you hitting on Elain… for me?

stars-and-scripts:

azriel: you son of a bitch
eris: don’t talk about my mother like that
azriel: i meant beron
eris: understandable, carry on then

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

memewhore:

bi-carli:

leiaamidala:

The measure done, I’ll watch her place of stand,

And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand.

Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!

For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

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⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⤞ art by Luxury Banshee

⤞ commissioned by me

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Characters belong to Sarah J. Maas.

Please do not repost.

specsthespectraldragon:

realkaijuhavecurves:

vykodlak:

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

peak cat design is also dark gradients on the limbs and face, what of it

thyrell:

thyrell:

daglout:

daglout:

ha. i knew cheese on a burger frog would win you bitches over

you were using him

i hate you